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Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .
Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?
Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon
Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain
Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->
323 chars (3 sms)
Hum Fizaon K Badalne Ka Intizaar Nahi Kerte
Aandhiyon K Rukne Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
Yaad Aati Hai Tou Sms Ker Dete Hain
Hum Kanjuuso''n K Sms Ka Intizar Nahi Kerte
173 chars (2 sms)
Arz Kiya Hai
Maathay Pr Lahu Sir Per Reit.
wah wah !
Maathe Per Lahu Sir Per Reit
Kion K Larki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait
Wah Wah Wah Kia Kehne. . . ;->
193 chars (2 sms)
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..
Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,
Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
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Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye
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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #''s
Dat is frndship
Now It''s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
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Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
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When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .
Than
Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
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Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?
When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
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Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..
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The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word
I.....la
puncture? ;->
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What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???
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??????
==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
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Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?
Socho
Thora aur Socho
COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se
Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
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Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??
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'' Asha ''
---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
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A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...
What Does He Call It..?
Any Gueses
Dont Knw
He Calls It
''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
206 chars (2 sms)